AW I'M SO PIMP.

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So, last night, myself, :icondynamiteraver:, :iconjely-claris-anne:, and TonochNorslain (among five or so other people without dAs, haha) went to Applebee's karaoke.  No, this is not a joke journal.  xD

ANYWAY, so jely-claris-anne is wearing a Zelda shirt- it's just the Hylian triforce symbol (ya know, that looks like a bird with a triforce head xD).  We sit near the karaoke DJ because we talk to her in between songs and suddenly, our server comes over to us and sits down beside her.  She fidgeted a bit and finally just said:

"Hey... there's this guy on the other side of the bar over there, and he says that he thinks you're pretty cute.  He wants to know... what did he say...?  He has a 'blink' or 'Link' tattoo or something and he wants to know 'What's good with you?'"

Wow.  A gamer afraid to tell a girl she's cute.  I'm so surprised.  xD  So, immediately, TonochNorslain and I offer to pose as her boyfriends and we tell our server to relay the message that she's taken.  xD

The server goes off, and since we can't see this guy lurking jely-claris-anne, the three of us decide to get up in a group to walk to the bathroom so we can catch a glimpse of him.  

SO jely-claris-anne and I split off into the women's restroom, and we chill there so we aren't suspiciously walking out three seconds later, and these two other girls walk in.  One heads to the stall closest to us, and the other one came to 'guard the door'.  I open the door to let jely-claris-anne out, and door-guard girl wheels around and says hey to me.  I raise an eyebrow and turn to her and she says:

"I've walked by you two or three times tonight, and I have to tell you, I love your haircut!  It's so fuckin' cute!"

I do the awkward "thank you" thing and mumble around a bit because I am still holding the door open for us to leave.  jely-claris-anne goes for the door and the girl spazzes at her.  

"And look at you!  Look at your outfit!  You're cute, too!  EFFF!"

Then she talks through the stall to the girl she came in with and looks back at me:

"YOU TOO!  Both of your outfits!  You're both so fucking cute, I'm so angry!  Hahahahaha!"

Back to the girl in the stall:

"You just have to see them!  Look at them, they're so ARGH!"

And she jumps up and tries to climb over the stall.  The two of us are kind of like :iconohnoesplz:, and we stumble out of the bathroom together.

We, of course, tell the story to everyone that was there.  xD

Later, the two girls get up to dance to a song that our group always dances to... so we happen to meet up somewhere in the middle, and the "OMFG UR CUTES" girl goes "HEY!  It's our cutie friends!" and I'm pretty sure she was trying to "booty dance" with me.

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At least she was cute?  

... Also, :icondynamiteraver: picked up a guy's phone number earlier in the night by extreme accident.

Wow.
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けつのあな~

Fail at invite and call.